I wish there was a bug repellent spray but instead it kept people away
When you dancing at the club and a ugly nigga come up behind you.
Why I stay out the club
Tip for the ladies:
Never talk to guys who aren’t nice to their mothers.
sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third
if i ever misgender you or use slang (bro, man, gurl, dude) that makes you feel even slightly uncomfortable please tell me because your gender identity and comfort is more important than any word i may use to refer to you
one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because
do u ever hear some lyrics and it feels like someone just stabbed you